Do hope this isn't an awkward moment.
The Devil
What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.
The Devil
What would you like to be? Prime Minister? Oh, no, wait, I've already signed that deal.
The Devil
There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.
The Devil
It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life.
The Devil
You realize that suicide's a criminal offence. In less enlightened times, they'd have hung you for it.
The Devil
Suicide, really that's the last thing you should try.
The Devil
In the words of Marcel Proust and this applies to any woman in the world if you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is, that they're coming out with, till ten minutes past four in the morning you're in!
The Devil
I lost Mussolini that way, all that work, then right at the end with the rope around his neck, he says, 'Scusi. Mille regretti,' and up he goes!"
The Devil
I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as 'The Damned' The damned?!
Stanley Moon
What a dreary thing to do - I hope you're proud of yourself.
Stanley
It was pride that got me into this. I used to be an angel, you know - up in heaven.
George
Oh yeah, you used to be God's favourite, didn't you?
Stanley
That's right - 'I Love Lucifer' it was in those days.
George
Pretend I'm God and now dance around me and sing my praises."
George